Good evening
You know
I'm a useless man of only 23
I have no love to live for me
just a dog and some memories
a fake piano and a room door key
that's all there is for me
cause I'm a useless man of 23
I do hope you understand
Can't unbutton my collar
Can't shoot for a dollar
Tell a joke to my mother
Put one foot before the other
I don't know head from tails
or how to cut my nails
What are cows what are whales
or how to hoist my sails I don’t know
I can't have reason with Satan
or God that create him
Make eggs with bacon
or whisky not shaken
I don't know day from night
how to take a bite
how to fly a kite
or to get out of sight
I can't talk to a stranger
Lick blood from a razor
Beat a Power Ranger
Or fly on a ventilator
I don't know forks from knifes
What to do with my life
What's a pothole what's a wife
and I go to bed with a bee-hive
Well...sometimes
credits
from Commissario Tzenko,
released January 1, 2008
E. Griffioen: vocals, cafe crowd
A. Martens: drums, acoustic guitar, upright bass, banjo, keyboards, cafe crowd Skippy: barking
The latest from Earth Girl Helen Brown swings from spritely synthpop to smoky interstellar groovers to far-out lounge. Bandcamp New & Notable Aug 23, 2018